Oh my god, somebody stop the ride, SOMEBODY STOP THE RIDE.
Okay, so we're going to start with this:
This is exactly what I am talking about. This is exactly the sort of thing that I am trying to understand.
Work today was slow, so naturally Rob and Andrew (not me) decided to arm wrestle each other. I don't know exactly how this whole thing got started, but I think Phil (my boss) mentioned that he thought Rob's biceps were bigger than Andrew's. Andrew has always carried the Swan Boats Bicep Torch, and so someone challenged someone to an arm wrestling competition.
Arm wrestling is mostly technique, and few people realize this. That's what I say, and what I believe, but I don't actually know what these techniques are...
Alright, EXCUSE ME, but Andy Phillips just came out for a curtain call on a home run that put the Yankees up 4-2 in THE SECOND INNING. The same fuckers that are always crashing on Manny Ramirez for his lacksadasical gait down the first base line are coming out for CURTAIN CALLS in THE SECOND INNING.
Anyway, arm wrestling is largely technique. I couldn't ever win with good technique, because I don't understand the technique, but I am aware of the fact that there is such a thing as an arm wrestling victory that is based on technique.
This is what I was saying during Rob and Andrew's arm wrestling match.
(So Josh Beckett just lasted an inning and a third and it's 8-2)
After about three minutes of arm wrestling (which is an eternity in arm wrestling) Andrew had his wrist bent well, which gave him the TECHNICAL advantage, but Rob was battling well, and I was impressed.
It was about then that Andrew started making the most appaling noise I had ever heard. It was kind of like someone trying to imitate a train coming to a screeching halt.
No, picture a retard yelling, but when you just hear it, you're not sure if it's actually a retard. You're thinking, what is that yelling? Is the culprit developmentally challenged, and if so, how did he learn to yell somewhat coherently?
No, picture a deaf kid screaming because he skinned his knee.
I don't know, at this point I'm just making fun of the handicapped, so if you don't get the image, maybe you should just ask me sometime.
It could be an ape noise, but I'll stop.
Now, please take into consideration that this is going on in front of five or ten customers, this bizarre seizure screaming, and everyone else is just laughing uncontrollably.
I'm watching belly dancing exercise videos on demand, the Sox are down 13-5, and I have nothing else to say.
One more time:
This is exactly what I am talking about. This is exactly the sort of thing that I am trying to understand.
Work today was slow, so naturally Rob and Andrew (not me) decided to arm wrestle each other. I don't know exactly how this whole thing got started, but I think Phil (my boss) mentioned that he thought Rob's biceps were bigger than Andrew's. Andrew has always carried the Swan Boats Bicep Torch, and so someone challenged someone to an arm wrestling competition.
Arm wrestling is mostly technique, and few people realize this. That's what I say, and what I believe, but I don't actually know what these techniques are...
Alright, EXCUSE ME, but Andy Phillips just came out for a curtain call on a home run that put the Yankees up 4-2 in THE SECOND INNING. The same fuckers that are always crashing on Manny Ramirez for his lacksadasical gait down the first base line are coming out for CURTAIN CALLS in THE SECOND INNING.
Anyway, arm wrestling is largely technique. I couldn't ever win with good technique, because I don't understand the technique, but I am aware of the fact that there is such a thing as an arm wrestling victory that is based on technique.
This is what I was saying during Rob and Andrew's arm wrestling match.
(So Josh Beckett just lasted an inning and a third and it's 8-2)
After about three minutes of arm wrestling (which is an eternity in arm wrestling) Andrew had his wrist bent well, which gave him the TECHNICAL advantage, but Rob was battling well, and I was impressed.
It was about then that Andrew started making the most appaling noise I had ever heard. It was kind of like someone trying to imitate a train coming to a screeching halt.
No, picture a retard yelling, but when you just hear it, you're not sure if it's actually a retard. You're thinking, what is that yelling? Is the culprit developmentally challenged, and if so, how did he learn to yell somewhat coherently?
No, picture a deaf kid screaming because he skinned his knee.
I don't know, at this point I'm just making fun of the handicapped, so if you don't get the image, maybe you should just ask me sometime.
It could be an ape noise, but I'll stop.
Now, please take into consideration that this is going on in front of five or ten customers, this bizarre seizure screaming, and everyone else is just laughing uncontrollably.
I'm watching belly dancing exercise videos on demand, the Sox are down 13-5, and I have nothing else to say.
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